According to scientifically reliable reports, Dasein is 30 percent banana and 65 percent water; but Dasein is 94 percent chimp, so Dasein is currently sharing roughly 94 percent of its bananas, and 94 percent of its water, with chimps!
It’s no coincidence that genes look like strings of bananas, and reportedly account for 30 percent of Dasein’s longevity. I’ll bet that’s the same 30 percent of Dasein that is Dasein’s bananas!
Dasein’s longevity is therefore dependent on brokering a fair share of our bananas, and our water, from those hoarding chimps.
November 7, 2009 at 10:46 pm |
That is brilliant and you scroll down, the last link to the tai chi which then connects to the socio-political, fantastic genius tiny post of brain linkages.
November 8, 2009 at 10:46 am |
Very clever Brad. I am always a bit suss on statistics. If only these scientists would put a bit of that brain power into solving the world’s food shortages, starvation, climate change, geographic dislocation – instead of the longevity of the select advantaged few.
November 9, 2009 at 9:54 pm |
Wow!!
November 10, 2009 at 2:23 am |
Well ya know, monkey see, monkey do might apply here.
November 10, 2009 at 8:17 am |
Hilarious ….
But what’d you do with the creationists that are in denial of their bananas?