The show is over. The move was made.
To recap, we put a dart player and a sprint trainer together in the same room and made them both toe the same line. We then asked you to predict which of them would make the first move.
So who moved first, the dart thrower or the sprint trainer? We can’t tell, but we captured the moment. We knew it would come down to the wire, but we didn’t predict it would be this close.
We would have been better off asking a dart throwing chimp to pick the outcome for us.
Our lines are now open for your vote.
On behalf of my Big Bother associates, I object to the ‘towing’ principle referred to in a comment by one of our viewers, Val Russell. Strictly speaking, the line is toed. The line is never towed, for the line remains firmly in place. The line is the rule or the standard by which our dart player and sprint trainer have been made to conform to. If either of them attempt to pull it or tug at it they will be immediately evicted.
There are a number of twists planned in the coming days. We will make them up as we go, since we don’t want any information to leak out to the press. Accordingly, we have decided that our first twist is this:
You the viewer will be issued with directives. Your first directive is thus issued.
“Toe the Line”
No smiley faces or chuckles will be employed with the issuance of directives. We want you to think we are serious. We are serious.
We put a dart player and a sprint trainer together in the same room and made them both toe the same line.
Who will make the first move? Stay tuned. It’s going to go down to the wire.