Aspiring philosopher/poet seeks genuine expressions of outrage and/or anxiety from passionate individuals or groups. Please provide full and frank descriptions of the perceived problem and give me no less than three convincing reasons for committing the remainder of my short life to raising awareness and searching for a lasting solution. Applications should be antagonistic and provocational to the highest degree. Special consideration will be given to those who can arouse intense physical and emotional distress.
All applications should be lodged in the comment box below. Links to supporting websites, documents and images will be accepted.
Please don’t leave marketing spam. Frankly, that kind of behaviour just pisses me off.